ALC Punk and Ryuu
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ALC Punk and Ryuu is a fan fiction writer who joined FanFiction.net in 2004.
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[edit] General biography
Contrary to popular belief, ALC Punk and Ryuu are NOT two separate people. They were actually fused together in a horrible accident three years ago which engulfed the entire Eastern seaboard in a pseudo-Renaissance-era war for sixteen minutes and rendered the entire state of Delaware interesting.
Summoned into being after inducing a rain of ectoplasmic frogs upon Truth or Consequences, ALC Punk and Ryuu abandoned their intial dreams of becoming travelling polka musicians in favour of creating mass hysteria. Their first gig, held in Bug Tussle, AL, resulted in the loss of approximately four square city blocks to an army of crack vampire squirrels. The fact that an all-night blood bank had just opened its doors was entirely coincidental.
After a particularly hairy incident in Cleveland two months later involving six vats of rendered pig fat and a large amount of highly unstable nitroglycerin, ALC Punk and Ryuu decided that their talents might better lie in the vaguely less dangerous territories of fandom. They set about exerting their influence upon the unwashed masses with the aid of a squadron of highly trained assassin CD-ROM's, twenty inflatable bananas, a bottle of Dawn washing up liquid and a sponge. Needless to say, the unwashed masses, while terrified beyond measure, were marginally satisfied to be slightly less unwashed after this.
It is rumoured that ALC Punk and Ryuu were once caught in a compromising (albeit somewhat hot) position with the drummer from that well known band everyone currently likes. This has never been disproven and there are several 'shops floating around the internet that could really be evidence if you squinted hard enough.
[edit] Timeline
Below is a partial timeline of this person's involvement in fandom:
- On March 9, 2004, ALC Punk and Ryuu joined FanFiction.net. [1]
- On February 11, 2005, ALC Punk and Ryuu collaborated with a Mrs. Jena Backwater to produce a fire-resistant strain of kelp. Luckily, most of downtown Boston was saved due to a Firefighter's Gay Pride parade.
- On February 16, 2005, ALC Punk and Ryuu were cleared of all charges and issued a stern warning about playing with advanced problems in biogenetics.
- On March 6, 2005, ALC Punk and Ryuu published The Continuing Misadventures of SG1 or 101 Things. [2]
- On April 1, 2006, ALC Punk and Ryuu singlehandedly repelled an invading horde of mutant Harry Potter fans using nothing more than a wet towel, a cardboard cutout of Dr. Julian Bashir, and a pair of wooden spoons.
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- The society for the Prevention of Cruelty Towards Aardvarks [4]
[edit] Fanworks
- The Continuing Misadventures of SG1 or 101 Things [5]
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[edit] External links
- ALC Punk and Ryuu: FanFiction.net
- Punk and Ryuu&tag=author ALC Punk and Ryuu: FanWorksFinder
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