Alryssa
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Alryssa is a fan fiction writer who joined FanFiction.Net in 2001.
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[edit] General biography
Alryssa likes to punch monkeys in Finland. This might have something to do with an early childhood trauma that involved Alex Hayden, an amusement park, and a rather large elephant.
It's a well-known fact that Alryssa once broke the internet in half.
Born to a pair of llamas in the outer rims of Saturn's rings, Alryssa learned early that fishing was really quite boring and cheese was the way to go. By age ten, she was writing historical romance novels and turning in a quarterly profit report that staggered the finance industry, much to its surprise.
To Alryssa's surprise, people actually thought chocolate tasted better.
In addition to her work as an author of fanfiction, Alryssa has gained a certain measure of fame for her full-body tattoo. This self-done masterwork is an exact replica of her body tattooed onto her body and is entirely invisible to the naked eye.
The Finnish monkeys took revenge on Alryssa and sold her to the Russians, which was a direct result of their Kalevalalian mystical ninja skills that we cannot divulge here without having to curse you with the embarrassment of permanent toenail fungus, where she discovered that vodka really isn't any better when served with walrus eyeballs, but they got a laugh out of it anyway.
BUT... after her daring escape from the Ruskies, she was returned to her native land south of Minsk but north of Gootchland, Virginia... don't ask... she wound up in a whirlwind love affair with Nathan Fillion, star of Joss Whedon's recent dramatic hit Dr Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog. The two were seen by witnesses of questionable sanity and character tempting the locals with the lure of cookie dough blizzards, bad musical movies from the late 1970's/early 1980's starring one Australian blond on roller skates and the promise of instant success if they can only learn how to sell natural male enhancement to Mitt Romney. Needless to say, Nathan and Alryssa soon parted ways. Nathan's publicist insists there is no truth to the rumors that his client has since been wandering around telling people he's Eeyore and attending poetry slams, and headlining with the Meerkats Metal-Goth Band on the Sunset Strip in character.
Alryssa can currently be seen hosting her new reality series, "Who Wants to Get Eaten By A Pond Full of Rabid Dolphins?" now entering its second season on Sci-Fi. Not to mention her ever popular review series "Mary Skewer" (available on PBS (Earth) & Book-Net9 intergalactically! ) where one of the highest rated episodes included a live "skewering" with 2003's popular author Wilbur Smith and his creation Taita!
[edit] Timeline
Below is a partial timeline of this person's involvement in fandom:
- On November 27, 2001, Alryssa joined FanFiction.Net. [1]
- On November 29, 2001, Alryssa published The Guardian Legacy. [2]
- On April 20, 2002, Alryssa published The Mourning After. [3]
- On May 12, 2002, Alryssa published Origins. [4]
- On May 11, 2002, Alryssa published Gemini. [5]
- On May 14, 2002, Alryssa published and the beating of butterfly wings. [6]
- On May 24, 2002, Alryssa published Broken Dreams. [7]
- On May 24, 2002, Alryssa published Easter Rising. [8]
- On June 1, 2002, Alryssa joined Stargate Command, saved the universe, had one wild night with Walter Harriman, and knocked off for a nap.
- On June 4, 2002, Alryssa published The First Night. [9]
- On July 24, 2002, Alryssa published And So It Begins.... [10]
- On August 3, 2002, Alryssa published Crescendo. [11]
- On August 3, 2002, Alryssa published Night Magic. [12]
- On October 6, 2002, Alryssa published Hope. [13]
- On November 23, 2002, Alryssa published Turning Point. [14]
- On December 27, 2002, Alryssa published End of Days. [15]
- On February 27, 2003, Alryssa published End Transmission. [16]
- On February 27, 2003, Alryssa published Inner Demons, Part 1: Breakdown. [17]
- On February 27, 2003, Alryssa published Inner Demons, Part 2: Critical Mass. [18]
- On March 28, 2003, Alryssa published Dress Sense. [19]
- On February 14, 2005, Alryssa published Cupcake. [20]
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[edit] Ships
1. Boomer. 2. Lincoln/Derickson
[edit] Membership
Below is a partial list of communities, sites and mailing lists the person belonged to at some point.
[edit] Fanworks
- The Guardian Legacy [22]
- The Mourning After [23]
- Origins [24]
- Gemini [25]
- and the beating of butterfly wings [26]
- Broken Dreams [27]
- Easter Rising [28]
- The First Night [29]
- And So It Begins... [30]
- Crescendo [31]
- Night Magic [32]
- Hope [33]
- Turning Point [34]
- End of Days [35]
- End Transmission [36]
- Inner Demons, Part 1: Breakdown [37]
- Inner Demons, Part 2: Critical Mass [38]
- Dress Sense [39]
- Cupcake [40]
[edit] Awards
Alryssa is currently the only person ever to win the award 'Most likely to replace Timesprite in a freakish TV-Movie-Of-The-Week accident scenario.'
[edit] External links
- Alryssa: FanFiction.Net
- Alryssa: FanWorksFinder
[edit] See also
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